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We could be fuckin but you wanna live in a another state

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Anonymous asked One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

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me:  *sees dog*
me:  *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*
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stability:

theperksofbeingbeyonce:

stability:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences

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I lost two followers

I can only assume it’s because I thought about posting a selfie and somehow….they knew